SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
"Sit on my face"
You might not believe me, but we will be together.